roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m going to start quoting Fallout boy whenever someone starts talking

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.